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Michael Scott, How Will The Office Go On With Out You?

In Media on August 2, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Yes Michael, we feel your frustration.

Last Month, Steve Carell announced his departure from NBC’s hit TV show “The Office.”

This is not something I’m not ready to accept. How can the Office go on without Michael? The real question is, are they even going to try?

No other character delivers the laughs like Michael, the lovably daft boss of Scranton’s branch of Dunder Mifflin, who in any given episode is likely to be be racially insensitive (Stanley), sexist (Pam), mean (Toby), and inappropriate (everyone) .

Now that Michael is leaving, there are rumors of the current season being its last. NBC fears many viewers will lose interest in the show if Michael is gone. Their fears are valid. I for one, believe that the Office will never be the same without Steve Carell.

Over the years, I have come to love Michael Scott’s infamous quotes. Who ever writes Steve’s script is a comic genius.

I have compiled a list of my favorite “Michael-isms”, as I call them.

“Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.”

“It’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”

“I’m like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City.”

“I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?”

“Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million. And that’s true, but it’s also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world.”

“In my opinion the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don’t know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I’ll know for sure.”

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.”

“Today I am headed over to the job fair at Valleyview high school to find some new interns. Time to get some fresh blood and euthanize this place.”

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